Brandy's answer was little hats with veils. And big hats with veils. Pancake hats and pillbox hats edged all around with clouds of tulle and gauze. Parachute silk or heavy crepe or dense net dotted with chenille pompons.
"The most boring thing in the entire world," Brandy says, "is nudity."
The second most boring thing, she says, is honesty.
"Think of this as a tease. It's lingerie for your face," she says. "A peekaboo nightgown you wear over your whole identity."
The third most boring thing in the entire world is your sorry-assed past. So Brandy never asked me anything. Bulldozer alpha bitch she can be, we meet again and again in the speech therapist office and Brandy tells me everything I need to know about myself.
PALAHNIUK, Chuck. Invisible Monsters. p. 112